Should I, or should I not, whore myself out to a drug company? Therein lies the question!

 

 Well according to the article below, I should do it not ONCE, but TWICE!

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/comment/editorial/2009/10/27/11536636-sun.html

 

 Fortunately, the physican I visited today, is of the "Let's Get Down To Brass Tax" school of medicine. So unlike the mindless cattle out there, who believe every hyper-inflated story they are every told by the media, I refrained from blindly jumping into the shallow end, of the inoculation pool.

 

 On a good day, people have been sickened, blinded and crippled by these injections. On a bad day, they've been killed. And that's just by the good, ol' fashioned regular "flu shot". Not this nouveau, "H1N1" ultra-trendy serum, the simpletons are lining up in masses to partake of.

 

 I know what you're thinking. "OH! But its such a small number, really! The chances of it happening to you are....".

 

 Ya, ya. I know. "Slim to none,", right? Which was probably the exact, same thought those other people had, before was what supposed to be a simple injection promoted by the Federalies, radically altered the course of their lives forever. And not for the better.

 

 The last time I heard a physician say about a drug he perscribed me, "You'll be fine. there's no side-effects.", I puked for two hours, and woke up on the bathroom floor the next day. That was ONE pill. Taken as directed.

 

 Puking and sleeping the day away was bad enough. I don't know if I could handle a lifetime of blindness, paralysis, or symptoms that mimic 'Parkinson's Disease'.

 

 But what the hell do I know?

 

 A little "death" never hurt anybody.

 

 

 Now YOU publically endorse it! Just like Canada!

 

 http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/09/empire-state-building-will-light-up-redyellow-to-celebrate-60th-anniversary-of-maos-communist-takeov.html

 

 

 

 

 Sit back with some popcorn and enjoy, while I tear this report apart.

 

 http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/news/local/article/58575--nearly-400-firearms-seized-as-toronto-police-pursue-project-safe-city

 

 Take special note of the following quote from Superintendent Greg Getty: "We have not laid any criminal charges related to those firearms,".

 

 So you're meaning to tell me...WITH A STRAIGHT FACE...Metro Police pulled nearly 400 firearms off Toronto streets, and NOT ONE was an unregistered firearm, from a criminal offender?

 

 WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

 

 Let's get down to brass tax: Someone is seriously full of shit. And it's NOT me.

 

 Naturally, it would work to their benefit, to just scoop up the "firearms" in question, and NOT lay a single charge. Because charges laid, would become a matter of PUBLIC RECORD. The likes of which could be authenticated, with names, dates, and times. Henceforth, it's much easier to refrain from laying charges, and therfore fall back upon the "We did this, and you're just going to have to take our word for it." runaround. Then it would be to try and dig themselves out of a lie. So unless they found these alleged firearms at the bottom of a dumpster, with nobody in sight, then someone's taking SERIOUS liberties with the truth.

 

 Hey guys? Some of us were born during the day.

 

 But not "YESTERDAY".

 

 

 

 

 

 "Yippee! I'm going to MEXICO!!!! Sun, beautiful beaches, and everything is SOOOOO cheap!"

 

 You got that right, sister!

 

 Know what else is "cheap" in Mexico?

 

 Human lives....

 

 http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/news/international/article/58383--canadian-blogger-stabbed-to-death-in-mexico

 

 Will you idiots EVER learn? Mexico is absolutely LAWLESS. There is NO government. There is NO police force.

DRUG CARTELS run Mexico. THEY own the govnerment. THEY own the police force. Why do you think any of their nationals with half a functioning brain, are fleeing here in droves? For the enjoyment of "sub-zero temperatures, and winter sporting events"?

 

 Think about that for a second, people. Mexican citizens are leaving their entire family behind, taking with them only the clothes on their backs, and are risking being shot to death by a U.S. Border Patrol Officer in the process. And for what? To leave a 3rd World cesspool that YOU are stupid enough to pay money to visit.

 

 So give me the"heads up" before your next visit. I'll be sure to dedicate a blog to you.

 

 Be sure to say "Hi", to the official "Gringo Welcoming Committee" for me, will ya?

 

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI 

 

 

 It is both ironic and fudamentally absurd, that members of your community push for facist legislation penalizing law-abiding citizens, for the crimes members of YOUR community perpetuate upon itself. Also noteworthy, is the fact that despite Toronto's crackdown on legal firearm owners and related buisnesses, instituted by Socialist Nazi David Miller, Toronto Police statistics show crime is up in your specific neighborhoods by an overall margin of 13%.

 

 The scant 30 individuals who recently attended the Anti-Violence rally at Queen's Park hosted by the BADC, coupled with Audette Shephard's quote in the August 31, 2009 edition of The Toronto Sun, which states "And I gaurantee you these little trigger-happy punks that are running around with these guns, they are not the ones bringing these guns across the border." is absolute proof-positive of your community's persistent refusal to take responsiblity for your own problems.

 

 First and foremost. Unless you, Audette Shephard, are employed as a full-time law enforcement agent for the Canadian Border Services Agency, coupled with years of statistical evidence from the aforementioned department to back such a claim, your "gaurantee" isn't worth the spit it travelled on. Secondly. As is the case with legitimate business, and regardless of who's doing the actual transportation and sale of ILLEGAL firearms, it's called "Supply and Demand". Henceforth, if there's NO demand for said weapons in the black community, the subsequent supply dries up. Individuals trafficking illegal firearms are not going to risk potentially life-altering jail time, by sitting on mass quantities of weaponry in the hopes of not being caught with such. As is the case with drugs, or even bootleg booze during the days of Prohibition, they want to move the illegal goods expeditiously, acquire their profit in the same, timely manner, and disappear. So for there to be a steady flow onto Canadian soil, their HAS to be a demand. It's THAT simple. No sane, rational individual believes your claims of ignorance.

 

 However. Repeated "claims of ignorance", certainly serve your community better in the long term. As such allows you to maintain a sense of both irresponsibility, and behave like quasi-social martyrs. BEGGING for financial, government handouts.

 

 For ever community member that's murdered by one of your own, with an ILLEGAL-OBTAINED gun, it's another opportunity for you to watlz infront of a media outlet and cry foul. One more "feel-good" solution will be applied by the Socialist in power. The likes of which will inevitably NOT work. As it does not address the REAL, root causes of the problem: That being your own irresponsibility. One more community center gets built in your honor, with money we don't have. One more youth is labelled "At Risk", and receives a world of financial benefits any other child would never receive in the first place. Due to the colour of their skin. The Province conceives of yet ANOTHER program WE pay for, to benefit a cause you couldn't be bothered to address yourselves. And the cycle continues.

 You have now become the beast that eats its tail.

 

 For a quarter-century, your community has produced media in every form, which promotes the very ideals that kill you. Music that promotes sociopathology, irresponsibility and the dehumanization of women. Movies and television that glorify poverty, thievery, rape and murder. The judicial system has been crippled by the sheer amount of crimes, perpetuated by your community. Yet despite this nefarious track record, you somehow consistently manage to lay blame at the feet of everyone else. But as previously stated: It serves your agenda to do so.

 

 A mere 30 individuals attended your rally. 30. Your own community doesn't give a damn about itself. Yet you want everyone else to spend the rest of our lives, and a mass fortune as well, undoing the damage you've done to yourselves, and everyone else, for the last 25 years?

 

 There's a saying, "You reap what you sew.". Unfortunately, we're ALL reaping what you sew. So thanks for taking us down with you.

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2009/08/13/10445961-sun.html

 

 For almost 25 years, we've been bombarded with rap music, movies, and an assortrment of other mediums which drop the "N" word, like Perez Hilton drops names at a party. Kids use it playgounds, some schools use it when teaching ebonics, and it's been used on numerous occasions in the media.

 

 So apparently, because one, solitary Brampton parent with the I.Q. God gave DIRT complained, we're resorting to book-banning. And not just any book, people. We're banning "To Kill A Mockingbird", as required school reading. Ironically enough, a book that best demonstrates the ongoing struggles of racial and social injustice.

 

 Wow.

 

 Congradulations to this parent, for sending us back seventy years to "Nazi Germany".

 

 Are you a neophyte? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. You're probably the same Grade-A simpleton, that permits their child access to music which drops the very same word, every three lines. Or attempts to re-write history, in addition to infringing on other's rights, by banning the Confederate Flag. Hypocritical, don't you think?

 

 Here's some facts you didn't take into acount, before you went runing to the Board of Education.

 This novel was written in 1960 by a white woman named Harper Lee, who lived in Alabama. "Why is this important?". you ask? For severals reasons, actually. It's important you know, one of the greatest and most influentuial tools every used by the educational system to denounce racism and class bias, WAS NOT written by an African-American. It was written by someone who didn't even suffer such hardships. Yet was SO disturbed by what she saw around her, she felt compelled to do something about it. And did so. Not in the politically correct, diverse "melting pot" of 2009 Canada. But in 1960's, southern United States. In which African American sympathizers has their lives threatened on a daily basis. Right alongside black Americans. Not exactly a kosher time, in American race-relations.

 

 Did Lee need to take such risks? No. But she did. And certainly not for her own benefit. So CONGRADULATIONS! Your ban has essentially pissed away all the good her book has done, over the almost 50-plus years it has been circulating in schools throught the world.

 

 Interesting side note: In 2007, George Bush Jr., the alleged "racist" former President of The United States of America, issued Lee the "Presidential Medal of Freedom". An award bestowed to individuals who "recognizes individuals who have made an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors".  He thought THAT much of her novel, and the subsequent good works it provided us with.

 

 But what the hell do we know?

 

 So thanks for setting us straight.

 

 

 

 Kyle Rae is having a tantrum!

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2009/07/09/10071631-sun.html

 

 Let me begin by stating emphatically: It certainly doesn't bode well for a man 's reputaiton, when his own people want to burn him in effigy. And if the opinions of two of my closest friends, both of which are longtime, open homosexuals in their late 40's, are any indication of the overall, general opinion of this man, then Kyle Rae is politically on par with his popular cohort David Miller.

 

 Rae is throwing a hissy fit, because someone he deems "homophobic, and from the religious right" DARED to question a $400 000 Federal grant issued to a festival, which already brings in over $91 000 000 per event. And said grant was issued during a time, while we are suffering one of the worst recessions in Canadian history.

 

 I fail to see how a phobia, defined as: "An intense, unrealistic fear, which can interfere with the ability to socialize, work, or go about everyday life, that is brought on by an object, event or situation.", has anything at all  to do with a valid, financial concern put forth by his fellow politicians. Especially when it involves a festival, that has repeatedly proven itself to be abundantly profitable, and clearly is in no need of further financial support or grants. As for his claims there was no impropriety? I'm sure it's all a coincidence, that Tourism Minister Diane Ablonczy was pulled from the file mere weeks upon issuing such.

 

 As for those religious zealots he's constantly whining about? Should I assume he's including the LGBT congregation, at the Metropolitan Community Church in his riding?

 

 Just curious. Since Rae obviously thinks religion is the "big evil".
 

 At what point did the employee working the Canadian Tire gas station suddenly become my financial consultant, as well?

 

 Ya know...Being hit up for countless upgrades is insulting enough. It's akin to saying, "NO, sir. That EXTORTIONATE $50 dollars in gas you purchased from me WASN'T enough. Can I have your first born as well?". Today, when I went to pay for my gas, they additonally tried to hit up for the following: drinks, cigarettes, candy bars, chips, newspapers, and even a carwash. When I politely said "No thanks.", they actually got offended.

 

 "Why not?", the attend exclaimed.

 

 I was absolutely shocked. "Well, let's see..." I responded. "I just shelled out $50 to your store, already. For a product that cost me HALF as much less than 3 months ago. I'll pass on the junk food. Because quite frankly, I enjoy being able to use the same weight belt I did when I was 16. I'll pass on the cigarettes. As I honestly feel lung cancer would just put a kink in my active lifestyle. I already read the news this morning. And if I'm too damn lazy to wash the car by hand, I think that's a sad commentary on my overall, physical condition. Now wouldn't you agree?".

 

 At this point, you'd think he'd take the hint.

 

 Well, you'd be wrong.

 

 "How come you're paying with Visa? You need this." he says. Handing me a application for MASTERCARD. "And if you sign up, you'll save a few pennies every time you fill up.".

 

 Now? I'm just, plain offended.

 

 For the sake of arguement, I'm going to play "Devil's Advocate" on behalf of this insightful gentleman.

I am aware some of us "motorcycle enthusiasts" , with our copious amounts of tattoos, and white-trash attire, quite often fail to pass as the most intelligent of individuals. The likes of which may possibly result in us being labeled an obvious mark. That much, I conceed. However. It would require a substantial degree of "daftness" on my part, possibly on par with that of mere dirt, for me to leap at such an opportunity over a "few pennies".

 

 "So just so I understand you....", I comment. "You want me to acquire ANOTHER piece of plastic....ON TOP of the one I already own...The likes of which, is ever LESS practical than the one I currently own...Dispensing all my private information....The likes of which, will undoubtably be sold to someone else at my expense....Just so YOU can make a signing bonus? And I'm expected to do this, in the middle of one of THE WORST recessions in history?"

 

 "And you can fill all this out at home!", he proudly proclaims.

 

 And people think I'm daft?

 

 http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_35432.aspx

 

 My favorite line in the whole column is, "There's no guarantee it will pass in a minority government,".

 

 Someone call "Yuk Yuk's". They have a new headliner for their club. You're talking about the CANADIANS, here. We toss away are freedoms, like used Kleenex during a head cold. OF COURSE it will get passed. Some bleeding heart, spinless limp-wrist will inevitably park their ass infront of a few hundred media reps, and proclaim how much "safer" this will make us. How "progressive" this law will be. How the police would NEVER DREAM of abusing such a law. Yada, yada, yada.

 Sure. "Progressing" us all the way back to "1940's Germany".

 

 Welcome to David Miller's world! Where money magically grows in the pockets of Torontonians!

 

  http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_35385.aspx

 

 So in less than 7 days, Miller has already announced three major projects on the go. Union Station, the ENTIRE Lakefront area, and now the "Entertainment District".

 

 Ya know....Call me an "idiot". But last I checked, Toronto's welfare reserves were BONE DRY. Hostels are overflowing beyond capacity. Food banks are almost completely devoid of stock. City road repair is conservatively "5 years behind" in upkeep. The Gardener project is STILL uncompleted from OVER 5 years ago. And this is just the stuff off the top of my head.

 

  And this man is a Harvard-educated economist?

 Once AGAIN... It's becoming the summer of dog attacks....

 

 http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_35356.aspx

 

 If you're keeping score, we're up to three so far.

 

 Does the fence in that linked video even look remotely secure? No wonder the dog lept over it with ease. To add insult to injury, the owner's apathy over the whole situation, is atypical of many modern-day dog owner's. Don't they always say their dog is, "usually very well behaved and there's no reason why the dog may have gone on the offensive". Or something to that effect? Translation: "It's YOUR fault.".

 

 I wonder how apathetic the police, or the owner would have been, if that was the throat of a child that vicious dog ripped out? I'm a big fan of "Man's Best Friend". However. In that situation, it wouldn't my "phone" I was reaching for.

 

 Keep that in mind, people. If you dog suddenly decides to bolt towards anyone in my household.

 

 
 

 Welcome to the 'Socialist State of California'. Where if we don't like what you have to say, we'll FIRE YOU from your job....

 

 http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2009/06/11/after-miss-california-firing-whats-next-for-carrie-prejean/

 

 Pagent representatives were literally TRIPPING over their own words on 'Larry King Live' yesterday. Tossing out a laundry list of excuses for firing Prejean, in the faint hope that just one would stick. Of course, anyone with half a brain and one good functioning eye, can see right through their transparency and body language. Naturally, they had Ms. Prejean's politically-correct replacement on hand. Who, once again, naturally plugged the politically-correct beliefs the pagent directors WANTED her to.

 

 Shit, guys. Why not just get a puppet wth a blonde wig? It certainly would have been most cost effificent in the long run. As you can use it, again and again.

 

 Listen, people. The 'gay marriage' question was a loaded one, and came from none other than PEREZ HILTON.  An individual who is not only openly gay, but has a PATHOLOGICAL HATRED OF WOMEN. This is a man, who makes his living bashing straight women on his website. Taking personal shots at every aspect of their lives. Including their physiques. Don't believe me? Check out his website for yourself (And NO. I WON'T be soiling my OWN site, by leaving a link to his. THANK YOU.).

 

 The largest controversey is NOT Prejean's answer to the question. Which, even if one does not agree with her opinion, was nonetheless answered with honesty, intelligence, and lacking callousness. The REAL question is this: HOW did a man like Hilton, EVER get the job as a judge for such a contest, based on his track record? That's as idiotic and insensitive as inviting ADOLPH HITLER to a Holocaust memorial service.

 

 Furthermore. If the precedent such pagents are trying to set, is that stong, independant woman can be beautiful as well, how badly does it look when you FIRE them, for demonstrating such? And make no mistake, people: That's why she was fired. Regardless of the obviously transparant lies they are currently peddling all over the media.

 

 The only factual evidence that can be ascertained from this who scenario, is this: "Freedom of Speech" definately DOES NOT exist, in the State of California. The one person who was supposed to come out looking dirty in this glorified "smear campaign" (i.e.Carrie Prejean) ironically enough came out looking the cleanest. An she certainly has more BALLS, than Hilton will EVER hope to have.
 

 
 
 

 If you thought the "Roadside Seizure" laws weren't extortionate and facist enough, try this baby on for size:

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/comment/columnists/edward_greenspan/2009/06/08/9709551-sun.html

 

 Kids.....My close friends and I, have been telling you for YEARS now: "Big Brother" wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. ESPECIALLY your finances. The implimentation of the Roadside Seizure law by Julian FACISTino, should have sent up red flags to anyone with half a functioning brain. His attempts to work as a independant contractor for insurance companies, was an ever LARGER reg flag. Now, it's beyond the point of no return, with the "Ontario's Civil Remedies Act". Take special note of the phraseology...

 

 "If the police just "think" property in your possession may have come from criminal activity, it can be legally confiscated.".

 And for the sake of "legal-speak"....

 

 "does not require an allegation or proof that a particular person committed a particular crime,"

 Possibly the best indicator of a shift against that of public interest, is the B.C.'s Civil Forfeiture Office self-description as a "business".

 

 That's right, people! They used the term "BUSINESS".

 

 A BUSINESS, exists soley to generation REVENE and PROFITS. Being a government office, representing the interests of the tax-paying, general public, their ONLY concern should entail the proper dispersement of proceeds, acquired as a result of a CRIMINAL CONVICTION. Whether such proceeds are quantitatively high or low, should not even be a concern to them. As such has no baring whatsoever, on the duties of the office itself.

 

 So what does this all mean?

 

 Essentially, it means everyone is "fair game" when the pudgy, starched shirts in government office decide they need to "fuel the trough" from your pocketbook. Gone are the days, when you had to be a labeled (Notice how I used the term "LABELED"?) and convicted member of organized crime (i.e. A mob member, "outlaw" biker, gang affiliate, etc.)  to have such legal liberties applied to you. Now, you're on par with such individuals.

 

 Isn't it wonderful living in a society, where the rules are changed to better suit the players? Players, which already have too much authority to begin with?

 

 STILL feel safe?

 Why do we make celebrities out of individuals, who willingly have INSANE amounts of children? 

 

 Why is Hollywood shelling out 7-figure "reality show" contracts to these people? Who are the individuals wasting an hour out of every week, watching these people herd their children from place to place? How does this qualify as "entertainment", when this process transpires daily at daycare centers the world over? I don't see anyone showing up with a big, fat Hollywood contract for these underpaid workers on the front lines. Workers who often do a better job at child rearing, then the actual parents themsleves.

 

 Why should I salivate over these weekly "dog and pony shows"? Who's demonstrating concern for the countless single mothers on welfare, because their children were unfortunate enough to be fathered by a deadbeat? When a woman who's a glorified "attention whore", and defines her self-worth by the amount of children she can bring into this world, decides to have 14 children with no means of financial support to her name, suddenly it's a crisis? Subsequently, the world must come together to save her? And what reasonable and compassionate parent, would willingly subject their children to the 24-hour sideshow that is Hollywood?

 

 I cannot have sympathy for women who pump themelselves full of fertility drugs, without first thinking of the conseqences. Or, subsequently being prepared for such. The doctors who flaunt the regulations around such treatments, should be held criminally liable.

 

 There are abused, unwanted, neglected children the world over BEGGING to be adopted. I fail to see how the trials and tribulations of infertility tugs more on the heartstrings, than a story a child forced to fend for itself by eating our of dumpsters.

 

 I don't know. Maybe that's just my personal shortcoming.

 
 

 

  If you're able to keep score (The likes of which I'm having the hardest time doing at this rate.) we're charging a dirty cop weekly. WEEKLY. And keep in mind: These are only the ones we're hearing about.

 

  http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_34954.aspx

 And keep in mind, people: These are only the ones that you are HEARING about.

 

 http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_34545.aspx

 

 Hey guys....Let's see if you can go just one week, WITHOUT being glorified "criminals with a badge".

 Has anyone seen the former city of "Toronto"? Anyone? Anyone at all?

 I've been growing more nostalgic for it with greater frequency. Having been born there, worked and spent a very sizable portion of my life in GTA, I can remember a time when Toronto actually had testicular fortitude, and a sturdy backbone. When the individuals running it weren't politically-correct, self-serving cowards. And as such, looked out for the whole of its population. Not select special interest groups, who assuredly vote them back into power. Just for bequeathing to them privileges the average citizen such as myself would never receive in the first place.

 I can remember a time when the money I invested in my hometown actually WENT to bettering my hometown. It was obvious all around me. The streets were clean. Roads were well-managed. Police had a vested interest in performing their duties, because they were able to look around them and see the fruits of their labors. Order was maintained. I felt extremely safe anywhere I went, and at any time of day or night. Quality of life was much better. Nobody harassed you.

 However. There comes a point in time, where you can no longer tolerate someone essentially, "pissing in your face, and telling you it's raining.". I reached this point a while back. City roads and sidewalks are crumbling around us. Public transit is quickly becoming filthy and unaccommodating. Even to its downtown residents. Never mind visitors. It's violent. Especially the "Entertainment District". City Hall is ethically bankrupt. Hundreds of millions of dollars which are strongarmed from us in tax hikes, and in an assortment of other nefarious means by Toronto City Hall, are wasted every year on unfinished and unnecessary construction and/or "green" projects. And I never thought I'd live to say this: Based on the amount of times they're in the news for one assorted crime after another, I'm more afraid of the current police force, than petty criminals. Again. Never imagined I'd ever feel that way, but I do. I loathe such, because I'm fully aware if borders on prejudice. My only consolation being, I didn't get that way on my own.

 

 As if this wasn't horrible enough, now Mayor Miller is essentially allowing our hospitals and city roads to be hikacked at will. Offering no resistance whatsoever. Is this "Canada" or "Somalia"? From a point of sheer lawlessness, I honestly can't tell anymore.

 Curiously. I wonder if myself, and a few other hundred Caucasian motorcycle riders were to hijack a section of Toronto and protest a legitimate Canadian concern that affects ALL its population, how many paddy wagons would be shipped their in a nanosecond? How many cannisters of pepper spray would we be fed? How many batons would we be digging out of our mouths, along with our remaining teeth? I'm betting all the food drives and charity runs bikers do, wouldn't save us from a beating. Yet the Tamil protesters who ARE selfishly motivated and violent, as repeatedly proven over the last few days, are obviously getting a "free pass". Call me jaded. But do you think "race" and "politics" may have something to do with it?

 If the "Old Toronto" actually rears its head, someone please have it call me. I'd be nice to actually see it again sometime. Pardon me if I just won't hold my breath waiting.

 

 

 That's right, kiddies! After a brief hiatus, and much prodding by my loyal fans, I have returned with a vengence! I'm back, I'm angry, and I'm still saying "WTF?".

Like in this case....

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2009/05/07/9378506-sun.html

 

 Remember when "your's truly" was calling for a complete and total overhaul of our police hiring policies YEARS ago? Well, I guess the starched shirts in the Provincial hiarchy STILL have their heads buried deep in their sphincters. In complete and total denial they have a massive problem on their hands. AND BY THE WAY, KIDDIES: This officer is STILL pulling in a BIG, FAT paycheck, via the "paid leave" route. The likes of which is covered by YOUR tax dollars, until she is proven "guilty" in a court of law. Ain't carrying a badge for a living just grand?

 

 And speaking "glaring crocks of shit".....

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/life/sexfiles/2009/05/07/9378471-sun.html

 

 Aren't you Nazi-feminist scumbags the VERY, SAME aphids, who crucified the notion of porn for DECADES? "Porn OBJECTIFIES women! It perpetuates stereotypes! It fuels rape!". Blah, blah, blah. "It's about reclaiming the word feminism,", is one quote in the article.

 

 Hey! I have a word for you! It's called "HYPOCRITE". I guess your morality is "subjective", now that there are women in porn, EASILY signing six-figure contracts on an annual basis. Shit. If you feminists were any more transparant, you'd be made of fucking glass. Don't have a solitary thought in your entire head! It might die of loneliness!

 

 And continuing on with the theme of all things "idiotic".....

 

 http://www.torontosun.com/sports/baseball/2009/05/07/9383391.html

 

 Now this story is DOUBLEY funny, kids! Not to mention ironic. You have a 36 year-old veteran of major league baseball, pretending to be completely ignorant of his employer's drug policy. But additionally, in this VERY, SAME paper, a fan of the game wrote in a letter claiming that major league baseball, as it stands today, is "100% drug-free". And we're all crazy to believe otherwise.

 

 To the dumbass that wrote that letter, allow me to say this much.

 

 If you believe that major league baseball is "100% clean", even after all these busts, in all likelyhood, you additionally believe in "Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy" and God knows what else. To essentially state this man had NO idea what he was taking was illegal, is akin to saying HE'S THE STUPIEST ATHLETE ON THE PLANET. Especially since league drug policies are written in plain English, and distributed to all players. There's no other logical explaination but he's a MORON, and in SERIOUS NEED of a babysitter.

 

 Kids, I can't make shit like this up. Really. It writes itself.

 

 Have a good weekend!

 

 
 

 

 Wow! I'm seen some unbelievable feats of magic in my time, but this one takes the cake....

 

 http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090330/national/que_not_the_father

 

 I had no idea our Provincial governments could reverse, or completely override, the longstanding, scientific principles of human biology! The fact that this poor shumuck now has to beg and plead his case before The Supreme Court of Canada, just shows how desperate the Provinces are to take some degree of financial and social responsibility out of THEIR hands, and lay it at the feet of someone completely underserving of such a burden. Again. WOW. With tricks like this, they should be working their own show five nights a week at 'The Palms', in Las Vegas.

 

 I love how the Province trys to put the blame on the man, by saying the gentlemen in question, "acted like dad". Well...OF COURSE he did! He didn't know he was dating a CHEATING WHORE OF A WOMAN, who was engaging in UNPROTECTED SEX behind his back. He's damn-near lucky he didn't catch HIV in the process. In addition to what he's currently being dragged through.

 

 Gentlemen. If you've ever need more reason to keep it in your pants at all times, you have it now!