C'mon, now. We all know he's the "black Jesus" who walks on water!

*snicker, snicker* :)

Hey now, you know that's not fair to your readers. You have to enumerate his lies. Here, I'll start you off:

1. Promised to close Guantanamo Bay
2. Promised to end the illegal wiretapping program
3. Promised to remove the troops from Iraq
4. Promised to honestly investigate allegations of war crimes committed by the previous administration
5. Promised to reduce lobbyists' access to politicians
6. Promised "sunlight before signing", which would allow 5 days of public review online of any bill that crosses his desk *before* he signs it
7. Promised to pass a national "freedom of choice" act (Which I'm actually glad he didn't keep. Not because of my personal stance on abortion, but because it would have put even more power in the hands of the federal government)
8. Promised more transparency - He has routinely violated this promise by handing over *trillions* of dollars of taxpayer money to banks and corporations, yet the recipients of these funds are "classified".
9. Promised to abolish the use of "Presidential signing statements" which can circumvent or even directly contravene the text of a bill he signs...if the statement is even related to the bill at all. It took him a whopping 2 days to break that one.
10. Promised not to increase taxes for people making less than $250,000/yr

I could go on, but what's the point? Personally, I'm laughing at every single dumbass who thought Obama would actually "fix" anything. They just don't get it.