Wow! I'm seen some unbelievable feats of magic in my time, but this one takes the cake....

 

 http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090330/national/que_not_the_father

 

 I had no idea our Provincial governments could reverse, or completely override, the longstanding, scientific principles of human biology! The fact that this poor shumuck now has to beg and plead his case before The Supreme Court of Canada, just shows how desperate the Provinces are to take some degree of financial and social responsibility out of THEIR hands, and lay it at the feet of someone completely underserving of such a burden. Again. WOW. With tricks like this, they should be working their own show five nights a week at 'The Palms', in Las Vegas.

 

 I love how the Province trys to put the blame on the man, by saying the gentlemen in question, "acted like dad". Well...OF COURSE he did! He didn't know he was dating a CHEATING WHORE OF A WOMAN, who was engaging in UNPROTECTED SEX behind his back. He's damn-near lucky he didn't catch HIV in the process. In addition to what he's currently being dragged through.

 

 Gentlemen. If you've ever need more reason to keep it in your pants at all times, you have it now!